June 23, 2011

Kiss, Marry, Kill: The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe

I'm trying this out as a regular feature. Here's how it works: you take a book, choose 3 guy characters from the book, and then the other person has to pick one to kiss, one to marry, and one to kill.

This week, it's The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis.

And the choices...

1.) Peter Pevensie

2.) Mr. Tumnus (okay, he's not quite a man exactly...but I say he counts)

3.) Father Christmas

So...who do you kiss, who do you marry, and who do you kill?

And if you'd like to do your own, feel free to mention it in the comments or leave a link to your post there!


  1. How fun! And, your choices! I don't want to kill any of them, lol.

    Okay, okay....

    1. Kiss: Mr. Tumnus, only because I'd feel dirty kissing Peter as he's very much younger than I am. And, also Mr. Tumnus is played by the ever sexy James McAvoy!

    2. Marry: Wow! This is really hard because I want to say Mr. Tumnus again. I guess I'll say Father Christmas because again, I wouldn't feel creepy for marrying someone so much younger than me and it would be Christmas everyday in our marriage!

    3. Kill: I guess that leaves Peter Pevensie. Sad. But, I wouldn't have to worry about choosing to kiss or marry him once he's dead. *hangs head in shame*

  2. i'd kiss mr tumnus (only for a second though, haha, i can't get over the "fauness" of him ~ even to get to the james mcavoy underneath)

    and kill father christmas. i think he's had a long, fulfilling life, haha

    and marry peter (even though i love edmund more) we could make a love triangle with one girl between two brothers, LOL ;)

  3. Oh this is easy. Kill that Mr. Tumnus! He annoys me. Don't know why, but he does! Kiss Father Christmas because, well, you can't kill Father Christmas and he's way too old to marry. Marry Peter. He's attractive, steadfast, he wields a sword, and he's a king--no contest! :D

  4. @Jenni Elyse: LOL I love your reasoning! Christmas everyday in a marriage does sound pretty awesome :D

    @Nomes: Haha, I do understand your hesitation with the "faunness" of Mr. Tumnus. I was considering including Edmund but thought it would be too easy for people to say "kill him off!" because he betrayed everyone. Interesting that you prefer him!

    @Small Review: LOL at your annoyance at Mr. Tumnus!! I guess that does make it easy, haha. And wow, all of those traits of Peter's set down like that does make him sound like quite the catch :D

  5. I'm killing Tumnus - who'd I'd kiss if he was his regular human self because he's adorable but I digress.

    I'd marry Father Christmas to get presents all the time and he's so old so he'll die quickly. I'll take over the Christmas reins.

    I'd kiss Peter. He's hunky and once Father C is dead, I'll marry Peter anyway. He can run the kingdom and I'll take care of the Christmas aspect of our enterprise.

    Well...that was fun!

  6. Aww, Mr. Tumnus. I'm trying to block out those ears so I can just see James McAvoy. ;)

    Hmm, I would kiss Mr. Tumnus, he is just too cute. Marry Peter, because he is a hottie and a king (PS. hello Ben Barnes in the back of that picture!) And therefore kill Father Christmas, although that is an easy answer anyway, because Santa Claus kind of creeps me out, and Father Christmas is too close to the dreaded S.C. for comfort.

  7. LOL, I am loving these answers! You guys are so creative with your reasoning :D

    @Alyssa: Haha, I love your reason for marrying Father Christmas! LOL presents all the time...who can resist?? And plus he *is* old...good point :D

    @Ashley: LOL, yeah, those ears...but James McAvoy is under there somewhere! And perhaps Ben Barnes can be included in a future Kiss, Marry, Kill post... ;)

  8. LOL. They are interesting choices. Kiss Mr Tumnus, Kill Santa and Marry Peter or maybe it should be the other way around hmmmm.....

  9. I would probably marry Father Christmas. Kill Peter and Kiss Mr. Tumnus haha

  10. Kiss: Mr. Tumnus - because he's adorable
    Kill: Peter
    Marry: Father Christmas

  11. @Nic: LOL, yep lots of people seem to want to kiss Mr. Tumnus... :D

    @Jillian and yabooknerd: poor Peter - between the two of you he will be *very* dead!

  12. I love Narnia- I was in a play of The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe last year! I'm going to have to marry Peter (because he's hot and that would make me a Queen), kiss Father Christmas because if you killed him you would kill Christmas too and kill Tumnus because he's the only one left :(

  13. @Stephanie: So cool you were in that play! What role did you have? And yeah, killing Father Christmas is a bit of a downer (then it really would be always winter and no Christmas in Narnia, LOL).

  14. Marry Mr. Tumnes

    Kill Father Chrismas

    Kiss Peter Pevensie

    ~hahahaha reason is that he's too old for me!!!! LOL. Reason two and three is because it'd be too weird and grandfather like and i'm not really a santa fan. He annoys me -_-

    Peter Pevensie :)
    ~ kiss :D he's cute and all that but i wouldn't want to MARRY him!

    And so leaves Tumnus X)
    ~ {Dreamy} not the legs tho actually haha :)
    Mister Tumnus, frankly is extremely cute and ADORABLE in the movie. And I just literally just noticed that right now as i am watching the movie!! His eyes... His smile... I'd rather marry him :) :) :) and he's charming too

  16. Marry Peter, kiss Mr Tumnus so I guess I have to kill Father Christmas.


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