June 8, 2011

Kiss, Marry, Kill: Lord of the Rings

I thought I'd try this as a regular feature, since people seemed to enjoy the Harry Potter one. Here's how it works: you take a book, choose 3 guy characters from the book, and then the other person has to pick one to kiss, one to marry, and one to kill.

This week, it's Lord of the Rings. The men:

1.) Aragorn

2.) Legolas

3.) Faramir

Who do you kiss, who do you marry, and who do you kill? :D

And if you'd like to do your own, feel free to leave a link to your post in the comments!


  1. OH MY GOSH WHY DO YOU TORTURE MEEEE?! Can I kiss them all, marry Aragorn and Faramir, and kill none of them?? No? Erm... then, um, er, marry Aragorn, kiss Faramir, and I'm sorry but Legolas has lived a long life so he'll...I'll do that third option for him. You are a cruel woman, Danya! :D

  2. AHHHH FARAMIR!!!! I will definitely marru him, kiss Aragorn, and kill Legolas. He's always annoyed me :P

  3. Well, I'm not a huge LotR fan (at least the books), so this one is a bit easier.

    I would kiss Aragorn, marry Legolas (if only because my high school self had a huge crush on Orlando Bloom, just like basically every girl my age did, haha), and kill Faramir, just because he's the one left over. :/

  4. Haha. This is SO opposite the Harry Potter gang. The goodlooking bunch here!
    I would kiss Aragorn because well, he's just so hot. Marry Legolas - the first time I fell in love with Orlando Bloom was only because of Legolas. What can I say, I love elves) and ugh, I hate to say this (I mean, look at that face!) but I'd have to kill Faramir. Yeah, you're making me do mean things.

  5. Marry Aragorn, Kiss Legolas, and Kill Faramir

  6. this is cruel and insanely hard.

    i will give legolas a heroic death. (a legendary one)


    (i have wasted far too much time already on this)

    i will kiss aragorn (he exudes sexual charisma)

    and marry faramir

    x Nomes

    love this feature!

  7. LOL, I'm loving all these different answers! I know, it's a tough choice...personally I think I would kiss Aragorn (just to have the experience once, you know), marry Faramir (he's the under-appreciated one of the bunch), and kill Legolas. Like Small said, he's lived a long life...so at least it kind of makes sense :D

  8. HAH! I'd marry Legolas as well. Eeep! His age is intimidating though.

  9. I haven't read Lord of the Rings but I'm in love with the movies. I have a major crush on Aragorn but since he's in love with Arwen, I'll settle on snagging a kiss from him. Why must I kill either Legolas or Faromir?! Sigh, I'll have to kill Faromir then because I think Legolas is cuter. Plus, he's wicked with his bow and I really want to learn archery.

    Now for you: Haldir, Pippin, Eomer

  10. Ha! This is a fun feature:) Okay, I think I would kiss Legolas, marry Aragorn, and kill Faramir. Though I would feel bad about Faramir because I really do like him and his brother already died which is a bit of a downer. Still, Aragorn is madly in love with me so who am I to deny him?

  11. @A Canadian Girl: Hmmm...well, I'd marry Eomer. Poor guy gets treated terribly at first by his own uncle King Theoden! Always felt pretty sorry for him. As for the other two...Haldir seemed a decent guy (had to look him up, LOL), he helped the fellowship out so I'll give him a thank-you kiss. And Pippin gets to die for all his stupidity throughout all 3 books. Awakening the Balrog? Making contact with Sauron through the Palantir? Seriously, Pippin... *shakes head*

    Nice choices! I had to think about that one for a bit :D

  12. I'm glad you're trialling this as a feature :) I'm the same as A Canadian Girl as I've only watched the films too (I really need to read the books!) I think I would kiss Legolas, marry Aragorn and kill Farmir just because he's the only other option. RE above- awww poor Pippin, he's such a cute little hobbit....

  13. What an awesome feature!!!

    I would probably:
    Kiss Legolas - He's pretty hot, isn't he? Haha.
    Marry Aragorn - Um. Aragorn = Arwen. I'd love to be Arwen!
    Kill Faramir - just because he's the only one I didn't particularly LOVE.

  14. Lol, Pippin is stupid but loyal and adorable.

  15. Marry Faramir

    Kiss Legolas

    Kill Aragorn

  16. Easy! I would kiss Legolas 2 see what might be different-marry the totally sexy Faramir and kill Viggo- because he looks 2 much like a cross between my brother and Jesus.Yikes!

  17. I would straight up marry legolas kiss aragorn and i'm sorry but kill faramir


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